Jerry Sadowitz Quotes on Life & Funny Quotes

There are not so many quotes that Jerry Sadowitz said, but despite of so less availability, here we have all of his quotes collection which you can read in English, Hindi and in any other language by using the translator tool above.

Jerry Sadowitz Quotes

My Comic Relief proposal is to turn Victoria Wood off.

Jerry Sadowitz
I used to believe I was amazing in bed until I found out that all of my girlfriends had asthma.

“There are only two things I despise: living creatures and objects.”

Jerry Sadowitz
How do you induce orgasm in a woman? "Who gives a damn!"

How do you induce orgasm in a woman? “Who gives a damn!

Jerry Sadowitz
There are only two things I despise: living creatures and objects.

I used to believe I was amazing in bed until I found out that all of my girlfriends had asthma.

Jerry Sadowitz

“I’m a bisexual necrophiliac who will shag anything that doesn’t move,”

Jerry Sadowitz

„My mum believes I’m getting drugs from a prostitute near Kings Cross right now. She’d murder me if she found out I was on the BBC.”

Jerry Sadowitz

It seems that I am the world’s most unsatisfied person. Oh, how I wish I could go back in time to when everything seemed so great! –

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[On journalists:] They are the anti – oxidants of society, tearing out the intestines of superstars because they lack guts of their own. They exude the sycophantic, fake enthusing gush of maiden aunts used to being crushed on doormats.

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I’m not someone, just myself; whatever I am, I am something, and you can’t stop me now.

Ray Bradbury is the author

They were concerned that I spent too much time alone, believing that socialisation was helpful. I told them that electroshock was also a possibility.

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